After reading the newspaper yesterday i totally despair, it seems my beloved Dennis The Menace is being turned into a cartoon by the BBC.
Auntie Beeb have decided to rid Dennis of his pea shooter, catapult and water pistol as it doesnt fit in with their politically correct criteria. Even Dennis's dad cant whack him with a slipper anymore.

WTF is going on ?? Its a fuckin comic strip for Gods sake !

Do the Beeb think that Dennis's capers could encourage kids to become urban terrorists ?

I suppose even his faithful dog Gnasher will have to be muzzled so he dont bite Softee Walter.

I fucking despair. I really do .

So what is he going to be doing, exactly?

I really dont know Matt, i would love to see the scripts, maybe Dennis will be something like a young offenders adviser.
The mind boggles mate

Wtf! Next you'll be telling me that Desperate Dan has gone veggie and that Mini the Minx is attending a Swiss finishing school!

I give up!

Its all a pile of Shit big Bro Perhaps i need to change the name of this page from Forum to Meeting Place for Multi Racial Non radical mass conformity people

Or MPFMRNRMCP For short

Hmmmm...catchy!!